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I'M SO MANLY (jokes)
01) I'm so manly, that walls charge at me to prove their strength.
02) I'm so manly, that when I crush beer cans on my head, they melt like that liquid metal chick on Terminator: Genysis.
03) I'm so manly my jock strap spontaneously-combusts as I yell "C'mere Katniss Everdeen, I'm ready for ya!"
04) I'm so manly that Luke Skywalker couldn't handle my light sabor, as I chuckle and say "your dad's love life got burnt off, your ability to masturbate got cut in half by that same father, and your nephew is a bigger whiny bitch than the two of you put together!".
05) I'm so manly I had sex with all of Doctor Who's female companions in the back of the T.A.R.D.I.S! I fucking love time travel!
06) I'm so manly I turned Sarah Lance straight, and then I became a legend.
07) I'm so manly I punch Wolverine in the nuts so that I can pick my teeth when his hand blades pop out.
08) I'm so manly I walked out of sick bay with Beverly Crusher, looked at Picard, winked and said "you had your chance, old man!"
09) I'm so manly that I don't give hazings, hazings give me.
10) I'm so manly that SJWs check THEIR privilege when I walk by!
11) I'm so manly I can't go into pet stores, because pussy is magnetically attracted to me.
12) I'm so manly that Gemma and Daisy let me use the Darkhold to browse porn!
13) I'm so manly that bar fights automatically start themselves as I walk through the door.
14) I'm so manly I grabbed Donald Trump by the pussy!
15) I'm so manly that ISIS and AlCIAda think I'm "da bomb, yo!"
16) I'm so manly that *I* am Israel's new "Samson Measure".
17) I'm so manly that New Ager's have nicknamed me "The Second Chakra Guru".
18) I'm so manly that my digestive track turns GMO back into heirloom.
19) I'm so manly that I drink fluoride: STRAIGHT!
20) I'm so manly that I don't spike punch with vodka, I spike vodka with punch!
21) I'm so manly that Q is my butler.
22) I'm so manly that I'm at the top of Santa's Naughty List and hunted the Easter Bunny because I was having a taste for rabbit.
23) I'm so manly I give Dicken's Cider a whole new meaning.
24) I'm so manly I spooned with Romi and Doyle, and forced Harper to watch.
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01) I'm so manly, that walls charge at me to prove their strength.
02) I'm so manly, that when I crush beer cans on my head, they melt like that liquid metal chick on Terminator: Genysis.
03) I'm so manly my jock strap spontaneously-combusts as I yell "C'mere Katniss Everdeen, I'm ready for ya!"
04) I'm so manly that Luke Skywalker couldn't handle my light sabor, as I chuckle and say "your dad's love life got burnt off, your ability to masturbate got cut in half by that same father, and your nephew is a bigger whiny bitch than the two of you put together!".
05) I'm so manly I had sex with all of Doctor Who's female companions in the back of the T.A.R.D.I.S! I fucking love time travel!
06) I'm so manly I turned Sarah Lance straight, and then I became a legend.
07) I'm so manly I punch Wolverine in the nuts so that I can pick my teeth when his hand blades pop out.
08) I'm so manly I walked out of sick bay with Beverly Crusher, looked at Picard, winked and said "you had your chance, old man!"
09) I'm so manly that I don't give hazings, hazings give me.
10) I'm so manly that SJWs check THEIR privilege when I walk by!
11) I'm so manly I can't go into pet stores, because pussy is magnetically attracted to me.
12) I'm so manly that Gemma and Daisy let me use the Darkhold to browse porn!
13) I'm so manly that bar fights automatically start themselves as I walk through the door.
14) I'm so manly I grabbed Donald Trump by the pussy!
15) I'm so manly that ISIS and AlCIAda think I'm "da bomb, yo!"
16) I'm so manly that *I* am Israel's new "Samson Measure".
17) I'm so manly that New Ager's have nicknamed me "The Second Chakra Guru".
18) I'm so manly that my digestive track turns GMO back into heirloom.
19) I'm so manly that I drink fluoride: STRAIGHT!
20) I'm so manly that I don't spike punch with vodka, I spike vodka with punch!
21) I'm so manly that Q is my butler.
22) I'm so manly that I'm at the top of Santa's Naughty List and hunted the Easter Bunny because I was having a taste for rabbit.
23) I'm so manly I give Dicken's Cider a whole new meaning.
24) I'm so manly I spooned with Romi and Doyle, and forced Harper to watch.
Browse paradigm-shifting's Gallery: Paradigm Shift - An Educational Comedy | Pondscape | Ocean Design Aquarium | Fence Witch | Pop Tarts of DOOM | Legal Music Search | Myself | Journeys With Rebecca | Good Stuff | Best Stuff | WTF?! | Chickzillas | Activism, Sarcastic Humor and Controversy | This Is SPPAAAATTTTTAAAA!! | deviantART | Geek Stuff | BBS Scene / Text[ography] | Regarding The Ladies | Regarding The Guys
[ FEATURED ART | FULL BROWSE | FAVS FOLDERS ] .::. [ Friends & Watchers | Gallery Stats ] .:: Social Media: [ YouTube Accounts | PSEC via Tumblr | PSEC and Time Warrior via ReverbNation | Our StumbleUpon | PSEC and Dave Kelso via Pinterest | via Twitter | PSEC on The Full Circle Project | PSEC via DailyMotion ]
*note: all deviations created under Ubuntu Linux using a bare minimum of one of the following: kdenlive, winff, devede, openmpt, wine, audacity, gimp.
[video] Weather Forecast BS ALL WEEK!
ABOUT: In this episode of "Paradigm Shift - An Educational Comedy" that we have titled as "PSEC - 2021 - Weather Forecast BS ALL WEEK!" -- Richard Hamilton while on a visit to Krista Pohl's place, went with her on a fun little trip to the Columbia River Maritime Museum. One of the exhibits was a green screen with a monitor, rendering in real time -- so that the average person can see how TV weather forecasters do their jobs. Richard decides to inject some sense of humor and pretend to blame COVID for the weather. After all, COVID is the reason for literally everything these days, according to the main stream snake oil sales people. This video also includes some third party content for purposes of illustration and expression, all of which fall squarely under fair use and Creative Commons License. Participants List: Richard Hamilton, CC / Fair Use: Babylon 5, South Park, Misc Hashtags: #weather #museum #comedy #scamdemic psec Metatags Space Separated: weather museum comedy
[music video] Her Name Is Susan
ABOUT: In this episode of "Paradigm Shift - An Educational Comedy" that we have titled as "PSEC - 2020 - HER NAME IS SUSAN (YouTube Duran Duran Parody)" -- This has been a work in progress for several years now. This should have been done in 2018 or 2019, and is retroactively being added as a 2020 PSEC episode, despite the fact that it was completed in 2021! This is a musical parody of Duran Duran's song "Rio", about the massive demonetization and censorship, as well as shadow banning and other algorithmic fuckery, that has been continuously on the rise since Susan Wojcicki took the helm as the CEO of YouTube. With that said, don't even watch this video on YouTube at all. Watch it on BitChute, Odysee, Minds, NewTube, Rumble, UGEtube, Brighteon and whatever other alt.tech platforms we elect to spread out to in the future. This video also includes some third party content for purposes of illustration and expression, all of which fall squarely under fair use and Creative Commons
[video] What Just Happened?
ABOUT: In this episode of "Paradigm Shift - An Educational Comedy" that we have titled as "PSEC - 2021 - What Just Happened?" -- Dave Kelso explains something odd that he just experienced on FascistBook. This video also includes some third party content for purposes of illustration and expression, all of which fall squarely under fair use and Creative Commons License. Participants List: Dave Kelso, CC / Fair Use: Darren Nesbit, PJW, RadioactiveBass, TeamFourStar, Tom Nicholson, Misc Hashtags: #facebook #censorship #authoritarianism Metatags Space Separated: facebook censorship authoritarianism Metatags Comma Separated: facebook, censorship, authoritarianism WATCH / DOWNLOAD -- On BitChute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/UVdIz5o6fMxl/ On Minds: https://bit.ly/3prJsAD On LBRY / Odysee: https://odysee.com/@psecdocumentary:4/PSEC---2021---What-Just-Happened---hd-720p-:5?r=J3ZvrpSbQrvupva1Q4NgyvR7oHQwDHRk On Rumble:
[video] WE ARE AT WAR - Know Your Enemy
ABOUT: In this episode of "Paradigm Shift - An Educational Comedy" that we have titled as "PSEC - 2021 - WE ARE AT WAR - Know Your Enemy" -- as George Carlin once said, there is a great big club, you're not in it, and they don't give a fuck about you. They are however waging war against you, whether you want to accept that, or not. This video also includes some third party content for purposes of illustration and expression, all of which fall squarely under fair use and Creative Commons License. Participants List: Reinette Senum, Dr. Sherri Tenpenny, Tom Nicholson. Idiocracy Hashtags: #agenda21 #newworldorder #genocide Metatags Space Separated: agenda21 newworldorder genocide Metatags Comma Separated: agenda21, newworldorder, genocide WATCH / DOWNLOAD -- On BitChute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/kdr4HourEXzu/ On Minds: https://bit.ly/2Nh0vIa On LBRY / Odysee:
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And yet not 'Manly' enough to stand up to Chuck Norris!