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Tin Foil Hat Morons by paradigm-shifting Tin Foil Hat Morons by paradigm-shifting
CONSPIRACY THEORIST NUT JOBS are NOT eccentric delusional X-Files fans who have taken their fantasy world to new paranoid extremes. THE REAL CONSPIRACY THEORIST NUT JOBS are in GOVERNMENT. Lets take a look at THEIR CONSPIRACY THEORIES that they can, have AND DO take serious action on:

01) GOVERNMENT thinks that a 9 year old is going to commit genocide with a half chewed pop tart, and arrests children for brandishing this supposedly deadly weapon.

02) GOVERNMENT thinks that peaceful civil protesters making their opinions known, are going to commit genocide using BEER and so they arrest them as TERRORISTS.

03) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that the "spread of ideas" is going to "create problems" that FREEDOM OF SPEECH has been made into a FELONY in any circumstances where The President decides to declare it so (look up executive order HR-347).

04) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that it continues its massive implementation of street cameras everywhere, in order to spy on its citizens.

05) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that it has labeled War Veterans, Constitutionalists and CHRISTIANS as the biggest "terrorist threats" to our nation.

06) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that even US Congressmen and Congress Women are starting to actively BITCH about how paranoid GOVERNMENT is getting.

07) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that it created the TSA to molest (invasive pat down search) and irradiate (body scanners) you, because it deems all US Citizens as "potential terrorist threats".

08) GOVERNMENT is SO PARANOID that the NSA has created a NEW DATA CENTER for logging all private communications globally, to their own admission (yes, this means spying on you!).

09) The list is almost endless, but we will digress here.

NOW, LETS DO THE SIMPLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DUMMY LOGIC:  if our GOVERNMENT is fighting a "war on terror" and a "war on terrorists" and a "war on people they suspect as being terrorists" and they deem their BIGGEST ENEMY as THE AMERICAN PEOPLE then lets ask the question: WHO IS THE WAR ON TERROR *REALLY* BEING WAGED AGAINST?

So next time you want to call someone a kook or a nut job, give OUR GOVERNMENT the tin foil hat FIRST, before you pass them out to anyone else.

If you need help wrapping your mind around this, just head on over to PARADIGMSHIFTDOCS4U on YouTube. If you still need assistance beyond that, consult the nearest 12 year old so that they can point out the glaringly obvious to your feeble mind.


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namezong Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
Well said brother, well said.
paradigm-shifting Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thanks :)
Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Yeah... this doesn't give the tinfoil hat crew much more believability, I think. Whether it be aliens, lizard people, the illuminati or rama dama ding dong, conspiracy theorists are almost all of them delusional.
paradigm-shifting Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Professional General Artist
I think all humans believe whatever they want, and that the truth of anything is irrelevant to them. Our minds have been narrowed. We have not been taught how to think critically or use discernment. We accept or reject information based on our opinion of the messenger. When any of us do actually bother to research, we don't truly research. We look at only things which fit comfortably in our existing paradigm and reject everything else as delusional.

I think that anyone who makes snap judgements is as dumb as the mediocrites who used to think the Earth was flat and that the Wright Brothers couldn't invent human flight. We are not more evolved, we are less evolved. We are arrogant. Stupid. Ignorant. We get off on drama and hate like its porn.

Look at how we treat each other and all the stupid bickering, bullshit and name calling? We do not respect peoples rights to think differently and be themselves. We act like nazis while claiming we support freedom. We're all hypocrites and liars, and we lie mostly to ourselves more than anyone else.

We question nothing. We accept everything thats been shovelled into us since we were little. We hold it as sacred. We fight to the death to defend it. We will harm others who think and believe differently. We do not respect each other. We do not respect the environment. We barely even respect ourselves.

Every human is sick and delusional. Every single one. You and me both.

So you can judge people all you want as per your right to be yourself, but you are not any less delusional, rational, reasonable, realistic nor intelligent than anyone you hold this view over.

And trust me -- just my beliefs about quantum physics and spirituality alone, I fall easily in the delusional category from your perspective.

The quickest way to get people to hate you and be offended by you, is to just be yourself the best you can. Because we are all raised to be nazis, to preach about freedom but in actuality, we shun freedom and individuality. We act as if people who don't think and feel exactly as we do, are strange or bad or delusional. We prioritize "fitting in" as the most important thing. Society is like grade school -- but worse. We're worse than little kids fighting over nothing. Acting as if its cool to like Harry Potter and lame to like Twilight, or vice versa.

So I do my best to just be myself and respect other peoples rights to do the same. So if that inspires people in a positive way, awesome! If that offends people in a negative way -- I am equally glad for it. Some people need to get mad. Its the only way they have been taught how to learn anything.

Theres no conspiracy theories needed for any of this. Just look around and look at how we treat each other. To be called crazy in an insane society, I take it as a compliment. I would be worried if society didn't think something was wrong with me. Very worried. Terrified, in fact.

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" -Jiddu Krishnamurti

I am proud to not be adjusted to this sick society, at all, by any stretch of the imagination. :)

And for the record -- as far as the Illuminati or the Elites or whatever you wanna call them goes -- in my humble opinion:  if its not obvious to you that a bunch of ultra-rich criminals will commit crimes, then it is you who is delusional. Go watch TV. :)

Just saying :)
Exodvs Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Don't even try with rat88. He's a statist and proud of it (even in the face of great historical knowledge). He doesn't think there can be despots in the twenty-first century, regardless of the amount of despots throughout human history, because he doesn't think human nature is static. Yes, I know. He doesn't think nature is static.
paradigm-shifting Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Professional General Artist
Well, nothing is static and change is the only constant. A statist thinks everything is static. Thats why they think that you can just toss everything into one box and force it to work one way. Nothing is static, life is change. Even the Universe itself is in a state of constant change. Lack of motion would be stagnant. There'd be no experience, no life and no reality to speak of. And if everything was static, then there would be no reason for any truth movements or awakenings. Hell, none of that would be possible if everything was static and forever unchanging. :shrug:

Static = conformist = statist
Exodvs Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Analysis of rebellion leads at least to the suspicion that, contrary to the postulates of contemporary thought, a human nature does exist, as the Greeks believed. Why rebel if there is nothing permanent in oneself worth preserving?…Rebellion, though apparently negative, since it creates nothing, is profoundly positive in that it reveals the part of man which must always be defended.
-Albert Camus
paradigm-shifting Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Professional General Artist
Pissing into a fan, regardless of any artistic semantics you might want to dress up the idea in, still creates blowback
ryu238 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
When have they done the first two?
paradigm-shifting Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013  Professional General Artist
#1 - it was big news when it first started happening. Theres memes all over the place. I even made quite a few of my own at the time:  paradigm-shifting.deviantart.c…

#2 - This also happened awhile back and it happened in Chicago, to be specific. There is even a meme / memes about this too from that time period ... which i apparently can't find right at the moment but it is out there.
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