Tin Foil Hat Morons

CONSPIRACY THEORIST NUT JOBS are NOT eccentric delusional X-Files fans who have taken their fantasy world to new paranoid extremes. THE REAL CONSPIRACY THEORIST NUT JOBS are in GOVERNMENT. Lets take a look at THEIR CONSPIRACY THEORIES that they can, have AND DO take serious action on:

01) GOVERNMENT thinks that a 9 year old is going to commit genocide with a half chewed pop tart, and arrests children for brandishing this supposedly deadly weapon.

02) GOVERNMENT thinks that peaceful civil protesters making their opinions known, are going to commit genocide using BEER and so they arrest them as TERRORISTS.

03) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that the "spread of ideas" is going to "create problems" that FREEDOM OF SPEECH has been made into a FELONY in any circumstances where The President decides to declare it so (look up executive order HR-347).

04) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that it continues its massive implementation of street cameras everywhere, in order to spy on its citizens.

05) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that it has labeled War Veterans, Constitutionalists and CHRISTIANS as the biggest "terrorist threats" to our nation.

06) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that even US Congressmen and Congress Women are starting to actively BITCH about how paranoid GOVERNMENT is getting.

07) GOVERNMENT is so paranoid that it created the TSA to molest (invasive pat down search) and irradiate (body scanners) you, because it deems all US Citizens as "potential terrorist threats".

08) GOVERNMENT is SO PARANOID that the NSA has created a NEW DATA CENTER for logging all private communications globally, to their own admission (yes, this means spying on you!).

09) The list is almost endless, but we will digress here.

NOW, LETS DO THE SIMPLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL DUMMY LOGIC:  if our GOVERNMENT is fighting a "war on terror" and a "war on terrorists" and a "war on people they suspect as being terrorists" and they deem their BIGGEST ENEMY as THE AMERICAN PEOPLE then lets ask the question: WHO IS THE WAR ON TERROR *REALLY* BEING WAGED AGAINST?

So next time you want to call someone a kook or a nut job, give OUR GOVERNMENT the tin foil hat FIRST, before you pass them out to anyone else.

If you need help wrapping your mind around this, just head on over to PARADIGMSHIFTDOCS4U on YouTube. If you still need assistance beyond that, consult the nearest 12 year old so that they can point out the glaringly obvious to your feeble mind.




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